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Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm were driving along when a cop pulls them over.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
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I get those jokes, but I don’t know if that’ s awesome or sad.
![]() 10/11/2019 at 16:04 |
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I vote for awesome
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I’ve heard this one many times but it’s still pretty clever to me.
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Meanwhile Pauli is off in the corner feeling left out.
![]() 10/11/2019 at 16:26 |
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That was fantastic. You win Friday.
![]() 10/11/2019 at 16:27 |
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Yeah, it’s an oldie, I will admit that . But I still cr ack up at the Schrodinger line years after first hearing this joke.
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I dunno why, but I love the “Ohm resists.” very casual and I like the contrast on the final punchline.
![]() 10/11/2019 at 16:58 |
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On a more serious note, for anyone who hasn’t read it, I recommend checking out this book excerpt at Deadspin about former MLB catcher Moe Berg being sent to assassinate Werner Heisenberg in Switzerland during WWII:
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![]() 10/11/2019 at 17:15 |
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Pauli is always hanging out with his spin partner. It’s Hund who’s off in his own orbital.